Polly

This is Polly.  Polly is man-sitting me while her normal human slave is out of town for a few days.  Polly and I have become good chums; she takes me for nice walks and insists on sleeping in her own bunk.  I think, if I play my cards right, she will file for divorce and come live with me soon.  This would probably not work out (for me) because Polly has a private pool in her back yard, a large hot tub and an outdoor shower.   I have none of these things.