Pole Dog

Huh! My nephew emailed this photo to me with this explanation: “Saw this in my neighborhood. Thought of you.” Obviously it’s time to reassess my relationship with my nephew. Either that or just plot retaliation; my first basic (but understandable) reaction. Whatever it will be, revenge is savored best when it is a sweet potato, perhaps covered with rue, then disguised with avuncular misdirection.