Idle Hands

Never underestimate the power of idle hands. Idle hands do things like dumpster diving and retrieving old bowling pins with the idea off making them into decorative objects! This can certainly be accomplished but, really, to what end? You dive for ‘em, which can be fun though dangerous to your health. You paint ‘em up (even though the task takes up too much living space) and then what? You certainly don’t want them sitting around your own apartment do you?
So whom do you foist…er, I mean, proudly give them to, thereby putting pressure on your friends and/or family to make them part of their own home décor? They are not even a good doorstop since they fall over at the slightest touch. It’s a dilemma for both the donor and the donee and, of course, the best advice is to just stay the hell out of other people’s trash in the first place.