Hold the mayo...

So some dude in Utah named Travis L. Wright collected approximately $140 million from friends and neighbors promising a return of 24 percent on real estate investments (doesn’t anybody read newspapers or watch the 6:00 news anymore?). If this isn’t insult enough to the greedy brainiacs who gave him the money Mr. Wright turned around and, instead of investing the money in bogus real estate, he put it towards the funding of an outfit called Mark One Foods, who is rolling out a product called “Candwich” later this year. Yeah, sandwiches in a can. (Mark Kirkland, president of Mark One Foods, says the shelf life of a Candwich is “excellent.”) Mr. Wright’s pigeons…er, I mean investors are understandably outraged and are suing Mr. Wright for mismanagement of their money. I’m not sure why. Peanut butter and jelly in a can sounds very convenient and much easier to swallow than dusty real estate in Utah.