Toaster Roast
My new toaster sucks. When buying it I got sucked in by the low
price, the 20%-off coupon and the brand name.
Yes, you would think the word Cuisinart would guarantee a quality
product, wouldn’t you? It’s made of the
thinnest plastic; the thinnest tin and the thinnest resemblance to a functioning
toaster you can imagine. And the “bagel”
setting doesn’t mean it toasts on only one side like my lately discarded (and
now lamented) Black & Decker; it just means it toasts longer. Since it has a knob that controls the length
of toasting this button is totally redundant.
I know, I know, you get what you pay for. I’ll probably trade it in for a toaster oven
2 Comments:
Okay, it's been almost a month since this April fool rant. Have we a resolution? I'm not buying a plane ticket to Fort Lauderdale until I'm assured I can at least make some decent sourdough toast.
hmmm; well, I do have a birthday coming up.
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