ADAM & EVE...a very short play

Cast of Characters

Eve
Adam's Penis

Lights up to reveal The Garden of Eden. Eve is sitting, nude, under a tree stage center. Her long hair covers her breasts. Adam’s Penis is slumped against an outcropping of rocks downstage right. Adam’s Penis is staring at the woman.

After a pause the woman notices him and smiles. Adam’s Penis sits up. She gets flirty and tosses her hair a little bit, revealing one breast. Adam’s Penis immediately stands erect and strolls over to her.

Adam’s Penis: Hello, you are very pretty.

Eve: (looking Adam’s Penis up and down) Thank you, you look pretty good yourself.

Adam’s Penis: What’s your name?

Eve: I don’t know. (she looks down demurely and opens her hand, revealing a round, green fruit in her open palm.)

Adam’s Penis (pointing): What’s that?

Eve: I think it’s a fig. Would you like some? (Eve offers the fig to Adam’s Penis)

Adam’s Penis: No thank you. (Adam’s Penis immediately starts to go soft and he ambles back to his original position and slumps down, looking bored.)

CURTAIN

(This play is dedicated to Ronnie Larsen; inspiration; mentor; cutie pie.)